welcome,
i guess.
i didn’t think you’d actually visit.
how fun for me.
I’m exhausted
excited you’re here.
i’ll keep this short.
(you’ll thank me later.)
My secret to success:
work, play, repeat.
By Day…
i represent and manage theatrical designers.
sometimes i even educate.
By night…
i’m drunk.
don’t worry;
we’re almost finished.
here comes the “about me” section.
prepare for unbridled ebullience.